What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What! how could you do that?

What do you mean son?

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

True - how I loved my mum!

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

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Do you know what she said mum?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What is your review of working in EY?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Why do White people love dogs more than humans?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.